This walkthrough was published by D-Mod Central, a quite old and abandoned Dink Smallwood site. It was resurrected in 2003 by Jaina. But you need to get all 20 pixy poops to see the real, funny ending. It's really worth it, so get'em all.

Walkthrough

Ask the cook for cheese. Tell the king. Go to the seer. Talk to the fisherman. Talk to the tree near the path. Get some water from the well, give it to the tree, give nuts to fisherman and fish to the seer. Get the kick arse thingie. Go to the "white place" (across the bridge). Talk to the old man, try to get in the teleport, talk to him again. To to the bar. Go left and talk to death. Pay. Get fireball. Talk to bar keeper about getting wetsuit (look at sign in fairy island). Talk to Dink-look-a-like. Go to fairy island. Burn down trees. Buy vacumm. Buy de---whatever. Give to bar keeper for wetsuit. Go to fairy island. Go to the sign. Go right twice. Kill slayer and drink crap-water. ahem. Go to the first teleport. Keep going up and kill the big pigs. Get da cheese! Now go back and find all 20 pixie poops. The end is very fun once you go all 20 poops :).

This walkthrough sucks. But it shows how small this game really is if you rush through it. Use it if your stuck somewhere and don't know what to do next.

The 20 Pixy Poops

In the castle, go to the throne room and hit a wall on the right revealing a room with a pixy poop.
There is a small stroke of beach under the dozens of pillbugs, you can walk on the water there and the pixy poop.
In the Seer's room, hit a wall on the right side and enter the room it reveals for a pixy poop.
One screen under the Seer's mansion: Walk behind the tree for a secret room with a pixy poop.
In the Dungeon of Death and Doom, west of the boss sign, easy to find.
There's a pixy poop on the screen with Crazy Matt's house. Go one down and walk all the way around to get it.
There's a pixy poop one screen above the ninja's dojo.
Punch down the right wall in the dojo's back room. Go right for the pixy poop then.
Raise 1110 gold and give it to Johnny's mother. She'll give you the Lode Armor in return, use this to cross the spike south of the castle. Just keeping and you'll find the pixy poop now.
On Fairy Island: There's one in the north-west house.
In the bar: Punch down the right table, opening a way to the pixy poop.
Walk around the Fairy's island once you get the scuba gear for 2 easy pixy poops.
See above.
There's a fairy that wants her diary, east of the castle. You can get this north-east of the Fairy Island. Give it to her and she'll tell you to punch the rocks there. Do that and you'll be able to get the 14th pixy poop.
Go down and east starting from that fairy. Use the scuba gear to keep going east for a pixy poop.
There's scuttle bug in the bar that needs a few things. The wallet is on the west side of the bar (outside). His shoes are a bit right of the entrance to the Dungeon of Death and Doom. The roadmap is a bit to the right of the fisherman, and the slime that has his watch is one screen up, and one right, starting from the sign that tells you you need the scuba gear. After you give these things, he'll tell you to punch the table. Do so, go downstairs and get the 16th pixy poop.
Fairy island house: Hit the bookshelf for a secret room with a pixy poop.
Talk to Crazy Matt again after you've finished the game. Tell him you'll be his friend for money and go outside. Go underground for a pixy poop here.
Bar, screen with the bonca and the big meat: Punch down a wall on the north side and go up for a pixy poop.
Hit the bottles in the back of Joe's bar 10 times, they'll go away then. Go up and hit 'DINK' .. Up again and grab the last pixy poop.

Now go to the house of fairy island to get your real ending. Enjoy!

Alternate walkthrough - someone

This walkthrough sucks. But it shows how small this game really is if you rush through it. Use it if your stuck somewhere and don't know what to do next.

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